Chwaker FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
themhamed999
ST410 goals, 232 assists and a 7.4 average across 463 games
Golden Boot
854
Maza014
854 goals in 710 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.37
Destroyers145
1.37 goals a game — 483 goals in 353 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
616
Maza014
616 assists in 710 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
113
themhamed999
113 man of the match awards from 463 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
Maza014
7.5 average across 710 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
885
Maza014
1639 tackles at 54% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
Sideway1257
88% accurate across 2282 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
Sideway1257
39 goals from roughly 91 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
710
Maza014
710 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
NarutoUchiwa54
6.5 average across 29 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
483
Destroyers145
483 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
NarutoUchiwa54
16 goals from roughly 80 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
themhamed999
77% accurate across 4932 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
40
Destroyers145
40 red cards in 353 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
NarutoUchiwa54
16 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.83
NarutoUchiwa54
24 goals or assists in 29 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.