BigPickle Utd
All-time honours
Player of the Year
kingwazza100
ST621 goals, 566 assists and a 7.6 average across 694 games
Golden Boot
621
kingwazza100
621 goals in 694 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.32
jiggybob101
1.32 goals a game — 538 goals in 408 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
566
kingwazza100
566 assists in 694 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
192
kingwazza100
192 man of the match awards from 694 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
kingwazza100
7.6 average across 694 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
195
kingwazza100
628 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
jiggybob101
79% accurate across 3833 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
midkillerzero
25 goals from roughly 63 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
694
kingwazza100
694 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.7
huntsman12k
5.7 average across 21 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
241
Midzerotv
241 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 6.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
11%
Kefmack
17 goals from roughly 155 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
66%
sncoo
66% accurate across 511 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
28
Midzerotv
28 red cards in 385 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.2:1
jiggybob101
538 goals and only 169 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.32
Kefmack
41 goals or assists in 129 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 15 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.