Senior Citizenz
All-time honours
Player of the Year
SLIMEY SWISH
ST763 goals, 938 assists and a 8.1 average across 1026 games
Golden Boot
788
Almondo IV
788 goals in 1000 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.79
Almondo VIII
0.79 goals a game — 482 goals in 610 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
938
SLIMEY SWISH
938 assists in 1026 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
237
SLIMEY SWISH
237 man of the match awards from 1026 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
SLIMEY SWISH
8.1 average across 1026 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
480
Iggleshaza
1372 tackles at 35% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Breezy_easy_02yt
85% accurate across 10161 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
Breezy_easy_02yt
426 goals from roughly 835 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1026
SLIMEY SWISH
1026 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
ahhdeacan
6.1 average across 25 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
482
Almondo VIII
482 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
30%
Iggleshaza
210 goals from roughly 700 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
SLIMEY SWISH
78% accurate across 17816 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
45
Iggleshaza
45 red cards in 1010 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
Almondo VIII
482 goals and only 175 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.20
ahhdeacan
5 goals or assists in 25 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.