HeeHeeHarHar FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
IAmAdli
ST235 goals, 189 assists and a 7.9 average across 281 games
Golden Boot
452
KopiOSiuuuDai
452 goals in 471 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.96
KopiOSiuuuDai
0.96 goals a game — 452 goals in 471 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
403
KopiOSiuuuDai
403 assists in 471 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
57
IAmAdli
57 man of the match awards from 281 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
IAmAdli
7.9 average across 281 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
184
KopiOSiuuuDai
919 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
HeatEdge648
83% accurate across 981 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
IAmAdli
235 goals from roughly 603 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
471
KopiOSiuuuDai
471 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
HeatEdge648
6.9 average across 31 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
181
BottlerLim97
181 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
HeatEdge648
8 goals from roughly 38 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Redevilson05
74% accurate across 1225 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
faizselamat
8 red cards in 322 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
BottlerLim97
181 goals and only 90 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
HeatEdge648
13 goals or assists in 31 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 15 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.