Doom Scroll FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
OhEmde
ST39 goals, 27 assists and a 7.9 average across 49 games
Golden Boot
66
SugaryRFC
66 goals in 69 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.38
Mason02_
1.38 goals a game — 65 goals in 47 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
62
SugaryRFC
62 assists in 69 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
9
patbuk
9 man of the match awards from 26 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.9
SugaryRFC
8.9 average across 69 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
60
SugaryRFC
183 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
Mason02_
82% accurate across 716 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
Mason02_
65 goals from roughly 141 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
89
BigGuyDad888
89 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
2
khaaayyyyy
2 clean sheets in 7 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
cursedgeorge
6.6 average across 33 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
28
HAZABOYZ
28 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
BigGuyDad888
45 goals from roughly 214 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
qlybo
71% accurate across 575 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
BigGuyDad888
4 red cards in 89 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.0:1
jacklynch712
20 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
cursedgeorge
14 goals or assists in 33 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 27 players in the squad, 19 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.