Sloshingham
FC 27 — final record
This is Sloshingham's FC 27 record as it stood on 11 November 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
HighimHi561
ST42 goals, 45 assists and a 7.8 average across 48 games
Golden Boot
121
Vindexyl
121 goals in 164 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.91
GXLDHERX
0.91 goals a game — 91 goals in 100 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
165
Vixential
165 assists in 244 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
60
Vixential
60 man of the match awards from 244 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Vixential
7.8 average across 244 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
86
Vixential
239 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
TrabzyXD
85% accurate across 1909 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
HighimHi561
42 goals from roughly 95 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
244
Vixential
244 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
physco-mvp
6.7 average across 66 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
15
physco-mvp
15 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
physco-mvp
15 goals from roughly 68 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Phish7
72% accurate across 951 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
GXLDHERX
3 red cards in 100 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
GXLDHERX
91 goals and only 28 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.16
Cryth1cal
5 goals or assists in 31 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Sloshingham recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vixential | 244 | 111 | 165 | 7.8 | 60 |
| Vindexyl | 164 | 121 | 56 | 7.4 | 20 |
| TrabzyXD | 152 | 27 | 23 | 7.2 | 13 |
| Hamburglar421 | 101 | 4 | 13 | 7.1 | 3 |
| GXLDHERX | 100 | 91 | 28 | 7.2 | 14 |
| Phish7 | 95 | 13 | 10 | 7.2 | 7 |
| physco-mvp | 66 | 15 | 10 | 6.7 | 2 |
| HighimHi561 | 48 | 42 | 45 | 7.8 | 8 |
| Cryth1cal | 31 | 2 | 3 | 7.1 | 0 |
| oZanieys | 18 | 0 | 6 | 7.1 | 0 |
| AverageLemon540 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 8.6 | 4 |
| GneralJK | 10 | 8 | 5 | 7.7 | 0 |
| JuneGuapo | 4 | 1 | 2 | 6.7 | 0 |
| Ts I Carr I | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6.7 | 0 |
| Amoney8479 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5.2 | 0 |
| DmytroPetrovych | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7.3 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.