DSW WORKERS
All-time honours
Player of the Year
QuentinP974
CM137 goals, 87 assists and a 7.6 average across 174 games
Golden Boot
1300
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1300 goals in 1471 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.20
xPlatoo
1.20 goals a game — 606 goals in 506 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
961
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961 assists in 1471 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
37
Xx_RaHuL_xX69
37 man of the match awards from 115 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.8
Xx_RaHuL_xX69
8.8 average across 115 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
532
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1662 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
KEEGZ1749
87% accurate across 1847 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
54%
QuentinP974
137 goals from roughly 254 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1471
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1471 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
11
MC_Hammer_24
11 clean sheets in 84 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Xotic_Kim-_-
6.6 average across 129 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
61
Xotic_Kim-_-
61 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
KEEGZ1749
26 goals from roughly 124 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
XpLoZ_Music_974
76% accurate across 1348 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
40
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40 red cards in 1471 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
2
xPlatoo
2 clean sheets in 506 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
3.7:1
KEEGZ1749
26 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.06
Odz-974
2 goals or assists in 35 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 27 players in the squad, 23 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.