Kagaway
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Mattdwapbloopy
ST2541 goals, 606 assists and a 8.1 average across 1353 games
Golden Boot
2541
Mattdwapbloopy
2541 goals in 1353 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.88
Mattdwapbloopy
1.88 goals a game — 2541 goals in 1353 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1147
Grantaft710
1147 assists in 1221 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
362
Mattdwapbloopy
362 man of the match awards from 1353 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
Mattdwapbloopy
8.1 average across 1353 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
733
Jeimuzu10
2290 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
Mattdwapbloopy
86% accurate across 13911 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
53%
Mattdwapbloopy
2541 goals from roughly 4794 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1353
Mattdwapbloopy
1353 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
106
RobbiePadgett00
106 clean sheets in 641 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
ninohussle23
6.1 average across 46 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
117
RobbiePadgett00
117 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
Drippy_Bryan24
10 goals from roughly 63 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
RobbiePadgett00
75% accurate across 2646 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
65
Grantaft710
65 red cards in 1221 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.2:1
Mattdwapbloopy
2541 goals and only 606 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
bzeur2portugay
0 goals or assists in 35 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 25 players in the squad, 24 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.