FC Pushy Juice
All-time honours
Player of the Year
watch_dogs155
ST1087 goals, 619 assists and a 7.9 average across 849 games
Golden Boot
1087
watch_dogs155
1087 goals in 849 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.28
watch_dogs155
1.28 goals a game — 1087 goals in 849 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
928
witchy4L
928 assists in 1279 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
161
watch_dogs155
161 man of the match awards from 849 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
watch_dogs155
7.9 average across 849 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
294
Handsome_Alex
1090 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Handsome_Alex
83% accurate across 10418 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
watch_dogs155
1087 goals from roughly 2313 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1279
witchy4L
1279 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
manasb11
7.0 average across 348 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
212
manasb11
212 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
Handsome_Alex
50 goals from roughly 192 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
manasb11
73% accurate across 3458 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
kingmessi243
17 red cards in 1104 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.2:1
drizzinho21
342 goals and only 158 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.10
Handsome_Alex
91 goals or assists in 918 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.