
Kallang Wizards
All-time honours
Player of the Year
uwuken
CM232 goals, 362 assists and a 8.4 average across 415 games
Golden Boot
373
beedahju
373 goals in 339 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.10
beedahju
1.10 goals a game — 373 goals in 339 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
362
uwuken
362 assists in 415 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
129
uwuken
129 man of the match awards from 415 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
uwuken
8.4 average across 415 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
252
uwuken
599 tackles at 42% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
Kryosaur
83% accurate across 6609 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
SaintMidgt
70 goals from roughly 184 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
415
uwuken
415 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
DaddyYiqi
7.0 average across 55 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
175
Shigenolionel
175 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
Kryosaur
18 goals from roughly 82 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
DaddyYiqi
74% accurate across 632 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
2
beedahju
2 red cards in 339 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
beedahju
373 goals and only 151 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
Kryosaur
91 goals or assists in 365 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.