Grilsons LTDA
All-time honours
Player of the Year
apenasdusky
CM533 goals, 644 assists and a 8.4 average across 867 games
Golden Boot
995
luqueta011
995 goals in 1000 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.22
RpCyber
1.22 goals a game — 651 goals in 532 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
849
luqueta011
849 assists in 1000 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
243
apenasdusky
243 man of the match awards from 867 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
apenasdusky
8.4 average across 867 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
421
apenasdusky
1276 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
RpCyber
82% accurate across 5643 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
ronaldocearense
79 goals from roughly 184 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1000
luqueta011
1000 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
10
RpCyber
10 clean sheets in 532 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Fenkooy
6.6 average across 55 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
651
RpCyber
651 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
Davidchafe
14 goals from roughly 74 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
aswemoveon
70% accurate across 682 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
31
luqueta011
31 red cards in 1000 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
0
lukscuaio
0 clean sheets in 40 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
2.6:1
Fenkooy
21 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.29
Davidchafe
36 goals or assists in 125 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.