Kirk Control
All-time honours
Player of the Year
hxyaena
ST429 goals, 207 assists and a 7.5 average across 374 games
Golden Boot
429
hxyaena
429 goals in 374 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.15
hxyaena
1.15 goals a game — 429 goals in 374 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
207
hxyaena
207 assists in 374 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
91
hxyaena
91 man of the match awards from 374 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
hxyaena
7.5 average across 374 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
68
upppedscript
226 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
upppedscript
81% accurate across 2861 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
sleepingon6
16 goals from roughly 44 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
455
idcwhtjose
455 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
ZetsyPlayz
6.2 average across 23 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
16
Showtime_devon3
16 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 6.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
7%
vixy1x
6 goals from roughly 86 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
qboyd_99
72% accurate across 3843 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
18
qboyd_99
18 red cards in 332 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
hxyaena
429 goals and only 207 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
ZetsyPlayz
3 goals or assists in 23 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.