
Rice Above Hate
All-time honours
Player of the Year
greyal6675
ST468 goals, 369 assists and a 7.9 average across 373 games
Golden Boot
468
greyal6675
468 goals in 373 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.43
watch_dogs155
1.43 goals a game — 197 goals in 138 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
482
witchy4L
482 assists in 561 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
95
greyal6675
95 man of the match awards from 373 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
kingmessi243
7.9 average across 573 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
81
Handsome_Alex
312 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Handsome_Alex
85% accurate across 4149 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
watch_dogs155
197 goals from roughly 394 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
573
kingmessi243
573 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
manasb11
7.1 average across 129 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
266
drizzinho21
266 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
29%
Handsome_Alex
45 goals from roughly 155 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
70%
Dark70RD
70% accurate across 4083 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
5
kingmessi243
5 red cards in 573 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
SV1204
17 goals and only 6 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.15
0rizon666
5 goals or assists in 33 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.