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FC 26 — final record
This is hide ur missus's FC 26 record as it stood on 29 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
ovxrfc25
ST256 goals, 226 assists and a 7.8 average across 290 games
Golden Boot
507
Laith_IRQ
507 goals in 553 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.92
Laith_IRQ
0.92 goals a game — 507 goals in 553 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
378
Laith_IRQ
378 assists in 553 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
65
ovxrfc25
65 man of the match awards from 290 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
ovxrfc25
7.8 average across 290 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
276
khalifaa0712
920 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
Speedyganzales23
82% accurate across 7865 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
37%
ovxrfc25
256 goals from roughly 692 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
601
khalifaa0712
601 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
zayanfv
6.1 average across 114 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
43
zayanfv
43 goals on a 6.1 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
23%
Kero1111111
296 goals from roughly 1287 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
Kero1111111
76% accurate across 6498 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
26
khalifaa0712
26 red cards in 601 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Grizzlyfv
14 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.12
7aikuuu
3 goals or assists in 26 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player hide ur missus recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| khalifaa0712 | 601 | 128 | 125 | 7.7 | 81 |
| Laith_IRQ | 553 | 507 | 378 | 7.5 | 89 |
| Kero1111111 | 425 | 296 | 247 | 7.7 | 60 |
| Speedyganzales23 | 395 | 264 | 230 | 7.4 | 23 |
| ovxrfc25 | 290 | 256 | 226 | 7.8 | 65 |
| zayanfv | 114 | 43 | 29 | 6.1 | 2 |
| thatguyameen | 105 | 28 | 47 | 7.0 | 5 |
| mikasafc26 | 77 | 25 | 18 | 6.4 | 0 |
| Grizzlyfv | 32 | 14 | 8 | 6.4 | 0 |
| 7aikuuu | 26 | 2 | 1 | 6.2 | 0 |
| AahylFC1 | 20 | 8 | 6 | 6.5 | 1 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.