Schmeaters
FC 27 — final record
This is Schmeaters's FC 27 record as it stood on 8 November 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 27 awards
Player of the Year
GawdZeller
ST106 goals, 37 assists and a 7.4 average across 110 games
Golden Boot
106
GawdZeller
106 goals in 110 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.96
GawdZeller
0.96 goals a game — 106 goals in 110 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
44
Weezyyyyyy
44 assists in 87 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
18
I FishStix I
18 man of the match awards from 84 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
GawdZeller
7.4 average across 110 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
49
I FishStix I
136 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
I FishStix I
79% accurate across 1301 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
I FishStix I
28 goals from roughly 78 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
110
GawdZeller
110 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Weezyyyyyy
6.8 average across 87 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
24
Reverend xL
24 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
schlegdawg
6 goals from roughly 38 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
The Liability
3
GawdZeller
3 red cards in 110 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.9:1
GawdZeller
106 goals and only 37 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.50
Reverend xL
40 goals or assists in 80 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 27 squad
Every player Schmeaters recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GawdZeller | 110 | 106 | 37 | 7.4 | 23 |
| Weezyyyyyy | 87 | 21 | 44 | 6.8 | 4 |
| I FishStix I | 84 | 28 | 25 | 7.3 | 18 |
| Reverend xL | 80 | 24 | 16 | 6.8 | 4 |
| schlegdawg | 29 | 6 | 11 | 6.8 | 4 |
| johnrada6969 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 7.2 | 2 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 27 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 27 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.