Cake Laaties
FC 26 — final record
This is Cake Laaties's FC 26 record as it stood on 3 September 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
Cold_Milk_78
ST527 goals, 443 assists and a 7.6 average across 402 games
Golden Boot
527
Cold_Milk_78
527 goals in 402 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.47
NinjaClipse3
1.47 goals a game — 481 goals in 328 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
489
NinjaClipse3
489 assists in 328 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
91
Cold_Milk_78
91 man of the match awards from 402 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.6
Cold_Milk_78
7.6 average across 402 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
653
NinjaClipse3
1485 tackles at 44% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
Cold_Milk_78
86% accurate across 17154 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
NinjaClipse3
481 goals from roughly 1173 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
402
Cold_Milk_78
402 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.7
Mrspams7184
5.7 average across 79 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
45
Mrspams7184
45 goals on a 5.7 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
6
Cold_Milk_78
6 red cards in 402 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.0:1
Mrspams7184
45 goals and only 15 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.21
TyTheFunnyGuy
5 goals or assists in 24 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Cake Laaties recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cold_Milk_78 | 402 | 527 | 443 | 7.6 | 91 |
| NinjaClipse3 | 328 | 481 | 489 | 7.5 | 59 |
| WiseOldChimp | 260 | 237 | 156 | 7.5 | 47 |
| Mrspams7184 | 79 | 45 | 15 | 5.7 | 1 |
| TyTheFunnyGuy | 24 | 1 | 4 | 6.5 | 1 |
| vwhv1qn8de6w | 6 | 0 | 0 | 4.7 | 0 |
| murraybriceland1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 5.2 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.