Coffin Dodgers
FC 26 — final record
This is Coffin Dodgers's FC 26 record as it stood on 30 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
xMxckenzie
ST738 goals, 486 assists and a 7.6 average across 787 games
Golden Boot
779
Benbumble
779 goals in 825 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.94
Benbumble
0.94 goals a game — 779 goals in 825 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
645
RizzleJ6
645 assists in 893 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
164
Benbumble
164 man of the match awards from 825 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Benbumble
7.9 average across 825 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
178
PAGEYxOVxBD4
593 tackles at 30% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
PAGEYxOVxBD4
82% accurate across 10376 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
xLxwiz
184 goals from roughly 391 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
893
RizzleJ6
893 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
xCxnnxr
6.4 average across 320 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
74
xCxnnxr
74 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
big_brear
13 goals from roughly 65 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Itsholtdude
72% accurate across 3902 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
110
RizzleJ6
110 red cards in 893 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
xMxckenzie
738 goals and only 486 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.23
big_brear
42 goals or assists in 183 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Coffin Dodgers recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| RizzleJ6 | 893 | 548 | 645 | 7.7 | 113 |
| Benbumble | 825 | 779 | 599 | 7.9 | 164 |
| PAGEYxOVxBD4 | 809 | 575 | 464 | 7.6 | 105 |
| xMxckenzie | 787 | 738 | 486 | 7.6 | 94 |
| Itsmikeydude760 | 637 | 400 | 311 | 7.3 | 76 |
| Itsholtdude | 458 | 83 | 105 | 6.7 | 16 |
| brxdz_06 | 392 | 213 | 173 | 7.0 | 14 |
| xLxwiz | 364 | 184 | 143 | 7.1 | 22 |
| xCxnnxr | 320 | 74 | 68 | 6.4 | 5 |
| LatvianKaza | 225 | 140 | 201 | 7.7 | 25 |
| big_brear | 183 | 13 | 29 | 6.7 | 4 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.