Tekerz Athletic
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Spoilt Sim
CM736 goals, 452 assists and a 7.9 average across 613 games
Golden Boot
736
Spoilt Sim
736 goals in 613 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.20
Spoilt Sim
1.20 goals a game — 736 goals in 613 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
452
Spoilt Sim
452 assists in 613 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
118
Spoilt Sim
118 man of the match awards from 613 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Spoilt Sim
7.9 average across 613 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
137
JTHGr8
571 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Ryze Clapz2610
84% accurate across 6706 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
Spoilt Sim
736 goals from roughly 1840 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
613
Spoilt Sim
613 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
3
Cxldbllrz
3 clean sheets in 485 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
sheluvs_yb1
6.4 average across 35 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
86
Lil_Fxded
86 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
2%
CashoutFlock
1 goal from roughly 50 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
LS_gbp
71% accurate across 657 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
JTHGr8
11 red cards in 427 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.6:1
Spoilt Sim
736 goals and only 452 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.03
CashoutFlock
3 goals or assists in 97 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 19 players in the squad, 17 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.