The Bench FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
abdulhamied007
ST1564 goals, 444 assists and a 7.8 average across 879 games
Golden Boot
1564
abdulhamied007
1564 goals in 879 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.78
abdulhamied007
1.78 goals a game — 1564 goals in 879 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
913
RIAZD95
913 assists in 1409 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
214
abdulhamied007
214 man of the match awards from 879 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
abdulhamied007
7.8 average across 879 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
873
Abdul_Gaff9502
3492 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
abdulhamied007
80% accurate across 12609 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
51%
abdulhamied007
1564 goals from roughly 3067 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1409
RIAZD95
1409 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.4
taahirrawoot007
6.4 average across 630 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
134
taahirrawoot007
134 goals on a 6.4 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
NaweedOmar
26 goals from roughly 163 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
65%
Zahur01
65% accurate across 10238 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
42
RIAZD95
42 red cards in 1409 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.5:1
abdulhamied007
1564 goals and only 444 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.36
NaweedOmar
85 goals or assists in 233 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.