Old Song FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
OSF_Zultanite
CM515 goals, 143 assists and a 7.8 average across 398 games
Golden Boot
575
OSF_Arcvix
575 goals in 520 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.29
OSF_Zultanite
1.29 goals a game — 515 goals in 398 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
605
OSF_GZ
605 assists in 629 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
188
OSF_GZ
188 man of the match awards from 629 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
OSF_GZ
8.3 average across 629 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
220
OSF_GZ
880 tackles at 25% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
OSF_Abanggemss
86% accurate across 2433 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
46%
OSF_Kur
128 goals from roughly 278 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
686
OSF_Carlions
686 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
78
OSF_Awiiiiii
78 clean sheets in 208 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.1
OSF_iDDitz
6.1 average across 67 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
9
OSF_Iditzzz
9 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
13%
OSF_Jimmy
19 goals from roughly 146 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
63%
OSF_Daekyz
63% accurate across 2511 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
4
OSF_Jzo
4 red cards in 519 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
42
OSF_Iditzzz
42 clean sheets in 177 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
6.0:1
OSF_Riprara17
6 goals and only 0 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.03
OSF_Riprara17
6 goals or assists in 172 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 26 players in the squad, 24 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.