CuteBoysClub
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ZungW10
ST416 goals, 349 assists and a 7.7 average across 469 games
Golden Boot
416
ZungW10
416 goals in 469 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.06
edamascus
1.06 goals a game — 248 goals in 235 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
349
ZungW10
349 assists in 469 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
51
edamascus
51 man of the match awards from 235 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
ZungW10
7.7 average across 469 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
98
dogged_boot88
545 tackles at 18% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
edamascus
82% accurate across 3274 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
40%
edamascus
248 goals from roughly 620 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
483
dogged_boot88
483 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
16
muan_neu
16 clean sheets in 422 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
muan_neu
6.7 average across 422 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
93
muan_neu
93 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
24%
MuanPOPO
28 goals from roughly 117 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
ZungW10
71% accurate across 5860 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
34
ZungW10
34 red cards in 469 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
edamascus
248 goals and only 97 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.40
neymaria
79 goals or assists in 197 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.