SWANGIN NUTZ
All-time honours
Player of the Year
The Mythic Hawk
ST578 goals, 405 assists and a 7.9 average across 528 games
Golden Boot
699
JehovasThikness_
699 goals in 448 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.56
JehovasThikness_
1.56 goals a game — 699 goals in 448 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
567
JehovasThikness_
567 assists in 448 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
147
The Mythic Hawk
147 man of the match awards from 528 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
The Mythic Hawk
7.9 average across 528 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1066
JehovasThikness_
2804 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
CuriousMonk7001
85% accurate across 2398 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
48%
CuriousMonk7001
128 goals from roughly 267 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
528
The Mythic Hawk
528 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
JehovasThikness_
6.8 average across 448 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
699
JehovasThikness_
699 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
24%
IrritatedBowel9
41 goals from roughly 171 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
TheRealBrodini
73% accurate across 1624 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
18
FuturePlayer883
18 red cards in 357 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.3:1
RecklessHuevo
27 goals and only 12 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.61
JMinty_Fresh
39 goals or assists in 64 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 13 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.