London Lizards
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Alf DB
ST365 goals, 250 assists and a 7.5 average across 434 games
Golden Boot
365
Alf DB
365 goals in 434 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.11
Roadmanchaz
1.11 goals a game — 281 goals in 253 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
285
Abbysdog 2757
285 assists in 420 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
48
Roadmanchaz
48 man of the match awards from 253 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
PRO XXX LUKE04
7.8 average across 484 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
211
PRO XXX LUKE04
556 tackles at 38% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
PRO XXX LUKE04
83% accurate across 8389 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
Roadmanchaz
281 goals from roughly 721 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
484
PRO XXX LUKE04
484 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
minicabecxdo
7.0 average across 273 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
142
minicabecxdo
142 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
19%
Roadmanjuz
38 goals from roughly 200 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
66%
Abbysdog 2757
66% accurate across 4741 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
33
Abbysdog 2757
33 red cards in 420 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.4:1
Roadmanchaz
281 goals and only 116 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
PRO XXX LUKE04
204 goals or assists in 484 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.