The Cosbys
All-time honours
Player of the Year
its Pmanda
ST589 goals, 291 assists and a 7.7 average across 535 games
Golden Boot
589
its Pmanda
589 goals in 535 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.10
its Pmanda
1.10 goals a game — 589 goals in 535 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
362
Coopdawg304146
362 assists in 539 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
84
RLS Mexico
84 man of the match awards from 356 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
its Pmanda
7.7 average across 535 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
132
RLS Mexico
473 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
79%
its Pmanda
79% accurate across 6383 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Sleepy-Boi998
32 goals from roughly 84 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
539
Coopdawg304146
539 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
wdx B4ck
6.2 average across 228 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
49
wdx B4ck
49 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.0
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
10%
b-lod
13 goals from roughly 130 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
b-lod
72% accurate across 2407 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
31
RonaldoFanGirl7
31 red cards in 442 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
its Pmanda
589 goals and only 291 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
b-lod
34 goals or assists in 271 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.