HMP All Stars
All-time honours
Player of the Year
BillyJohnson_97
ST802 goals, 617 assists and a 7.9 average across 734 games
Golden Boot
1256
nufcfan11
1256 goals in 932 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.35
nufcfan11
1.35 goals a game — 1256 goals in 932 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1400
nufcfan11
1400 assists in 932 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
183
BillyJohnson_97
183 man of the match awards from 734 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
BillyJohnson_97
7.9 average across 734 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1704
nufcfan11
5012 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
nufcfan11
87% accurate across 46127 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
Benny933-
250 goals from roughly 532 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
932
nufcfan11
932 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
Screwed_Up_Frog
7.1 average across 269 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
661
Fozzy061997
661 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
32%
Screwed_Up_Frog
94 goals from roughly 294 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
colabum
77% accurate across 6813 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
69
Fozzy061997
69 red cards in 678 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Benny933-
250 goals and only 136 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.57
Screwed_Up_Frog
154 goals or assists in 269 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.