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All-time honours
Player of the Year
Davidjnr7
ST885 goals, 462 assists and a 7.9 average across 640 games
Golden Boot
885
Davidjnr7
885 goals in 640 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.38
Davidjnr7
1.38 goals a game — 885 goals in 640 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
706
Scarykaren9950
706 assists in 676 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
179
Davidjnr7
179 man of the match awards from 640 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Davidjnr7
7.9 average across 640 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
158
StarkTaylors
495 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
83%
SxvnHay13
83% accurate across 1048 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
39%
Davidjnr7
885 goals from roughly 2269 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
676
Scarykaren9950
676 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
SxvnHay13
7.1 average across 95 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
448
StarkTaylors
448 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
Calluml2604
63 goals from roughly 371 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
StarkTaylors
72% accurate across 6014 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
19
Scarykaren9950
19 red cards in 676 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.9:1
Davidjnr7
885 goals and only 462 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.60
Calluml2604
108 goals or assists in 179 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.