Chichipatos
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Ramirezpaco
ST603 goals, 470 assists and a 8.4 average across 453 games
Golden Boot
1155
HatrickMahomes
1155 goals in 826 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.40
HatrickMahomes
1.40 goals a game — 1155 goals in 826 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
916
LegendOfSeabass
916 assists in 838 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
141
Ramirezpaco
141 man of the match awards from 453 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
HatrickMahomes
8.4 average across 826 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
884
LegendOfSeabass
1880 tackles at 47% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
LegendOfSeabass
86% accurate across 27902 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
49%
jxvii_z
501 goals from roughly 1022 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
838
LegendOfSeabass
838 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.9
datruthswithin
6.9 average across 78 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
38
kherrera711
38 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
datruthswithin
8 goals from roughly 36 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
Stoozy__
76% accurate across 645 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
20
Ramirezpaco
20 red cards in 453 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
kherrera711
38 goals and only 19 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.24
APEX-PREDATOR530
79 goals or assists in 334 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 15 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.