Comedy Council
All-time honours
Player of the Year
LongTimeIntro-
CM161 goals, 221 assists and a 8.6 average across 245 games
Golden Boot
237
surfingonarocket
237 goals in 362 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.97
3M1_2900
0.97 goals a game — 200 goals in 207 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
239
surfingonarocket
239 assists in 362 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
99
LongTimeIntro-
99 man of the match awards from 245 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
LongTimeIntro-
8.6 average across 245 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
154
LongTimeIntro-
467 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
88%
madebyhillz
88% accurate across 995 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
3M1_2900
200 goals from roughly 488 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
362
surfingonarocket
362 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Clairefontaine-
6.8 average across 112 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
79
Clairefontaine-
79 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
24%
lordnoorius
41 goals from roughly 171 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
Clairefontaine-
78% accurate across 924 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
5
reyrey0094
5 red cards in 289 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.6:1
Clairefontaine-
79 goals and only 30 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.68
MM6Merk
100 goals or assists in 147 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.