
No More Mickeys
All-time honours
Player of the Year
taranatwal10
ST593 goals, 414 assists and a 8.3 average across 427 games
Golden Boot
593
taranatwal10
593 goals in 427 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.39
taranatwal10
1.39 goals a game — 593 goals in 427 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
434
Remthegem_
434 assists in 381 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
97
Remthegem_
97 man of the match awards from 381 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
radodobird
8.3 average across 435 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
170
radodobird
739 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
86%
radodobird
86% accurate across 8857 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
radodobird
362 goals from roughly 770 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
435
radodobird
435 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
saggu77
7.0 average across 144 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
54
saggu77
54 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.8
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
Tony___Montana8
106 goals from roughly 408 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
78%
Remthegem_
78% accurate across 6715 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
radodobird
11 red cards in 435 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.5:1
BARBSS-777
54 goals and only 37 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.73
Tony___Montana8
179 goals or assists in 245 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.