MISKEEN FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
TheAfroAfricaN
ST1178 goals, 989 assists and a 8.3 average across 1022 games
Golden Boot
1305
RosiestPants19
1305 goals in 978 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.33
RosiestPants19
1.33 goals a game — 1305 goals in 978 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1251
HajiMustafay
1251 assists in 1025 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
210
TheAfroAfricaN
210 man of the match awards from 1022 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
HajiMustafay
8.3 average across 1025 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
431
RosiestPants19
1166 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
RosiestPants19
84% accurate across 19516 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
48%
HajiMustafay
784 goals from roughly 1633 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1025
HajiMustafay
1025 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
3
FD_Qballz
3 clean sheets in 51 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
FD_Qballz
6.5 average across 51 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
24
msayedabdelsalam
24 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
20%
msayedabdelsalam
24 goals from roughly 120 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
TheAfroAfricaN
77% accurate across 15737 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
12
HajiMustafay
12 red cards in 1025 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
Imsawyyy
282 goals and only 153 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
msayedabdelsalam
51 goals or assists in 206 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 10 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.