Nay baws fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Kubostar7
ST514 goals, 349 assists and a 7.8 average across 542 games
Golden Boot
514
Kubostar7
514 goals in 542 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.18
toxic_server
1.18 goals a game — 431 goals in 366 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
554
Chicken_Eater002
554 assists in 629 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
112
Kubostar7
112 man of the match awards from 542 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Chicken_Eater002
7.9 average across 629 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
168
Chicken_Eater002
432 tackles at 39% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
DL2XTROUBLE
82% accurate across 4771 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
35%
DL2XTROUBLE
153 goals from roughly 437 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
629
Chicken_Eater002
629 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Owen084904
6.8 average across 243 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
153
DL2XTROUBLE
153 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
Owen084904
67 goals from roughly 319 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Owen084904
74% accurate across 2382 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
17
Kubostar7
17 red cards in 542 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
toxic_server
431 goals and only 221 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.52
Owen084904
126 goals or assists in 243 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.