Shlenkers Fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Alvco
ST356 goals, 296 assists and a 8.1 average across 412 games
Golden Boot
602
Blarbo
602 goals in 632 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.95
Blarbo
0.95 goals a game — 602 goals in 632 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
306
Blarbo
306 assists in 632 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
43
jaime10avila
43 man of the match awards from 139 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
jaime10avila
8.3 average across 139 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
100
Alvco
435 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Blarbo
84% accurate across 12910 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
41%
carlosrodz1020
73 goals from roughly 178 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
632
Blarbo
632 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.4
Itz Daunting
7.4 average across 417 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
114
Itz Daunting
114 goals on a 7.4 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
jaime10avila
29 goals from roughly 171 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
Itz Daunting
76% accurate across 5467 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
13
Blarbo
13 red cards in 632 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.0:1
Blarbo
602 goals and only 306 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.53
jaime10avila
74 goals or assists in 139 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.