Cook islands
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ChopSuey012
ST932 goals, 380 assists and a 8.2 average across 588 games
Golden Boot
1761
lebygang
1761 goals in 1525 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.59
ChopSuey012
1.59 goals a game — 932 goals in 588 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1468
LRY_Worldwide
1468 assists in 1195 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
227
Lezmania
227 man of the match awards from 575 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.9
LRY_Worldwide
8.9 average across 1195 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
441
LRY_Worldwide
2204 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
81%
ChopSuey012
81% accurate across 8420 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
ChopSuey012
932 goals from roughly 1864 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1525
lebygang
1525 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
TTG_0047
6.8 average across 68 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
562
thegreyareasanto
562 goals on a 7.7 average, against a squad average of 8.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
32%
DonSkillz4
401 goals from roughly 1253 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
thegreyareasanto
72% accurate across 13267 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
8
Diphibulator
8 red cards in 973 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
TTG_0047
45 goals and only 18 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.93
TTG_0047
63 goals or assists in 68 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.