Cabinet Fc
All-time honours
Player of the Year
mtpw
CM770 goals, 372 assists and a 7.9 average across 564 games
Golden Boot
770
mtpw
770 goals in 564 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.37
mtpw
1.37 goals a game — 770 goals in 564 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
755
Greer000
755 assists in 559 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
198
mtpw
198 man of the match awards from 564 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
mtpw
7.9 average across 564 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1251
Greer000
3381 tackles at 37% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
mtpw
84% accurate across 9206 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
mtpw
770 goals from roughly 2265 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
564
mtpw
564 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.8
leonatic03
5.8 average across 124 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
57
SanicCraft01
57 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
Dertrixity
158 goals from roughly 608 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
SanicCraft01
71% accurate across 2189 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
20
Greer000
20 red cards in 559 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
mtpw
770 goals and only 372 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.02
leonatic03
3 goals or assists in 124 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.