inDaMud
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Swiftyyy416
ST646 goals, 282 assists and a 7.5 average across 593 games
Golden Boot
646
Swiftyyy416
646 goals in 593 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.09
Swiftyyy416
1.09 goals a game — 646 goals in 593 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
528
ShayShmurda
528 assists in 781 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
120
Swiftyyy416
120 man of the match awards from 593 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.5
Swiftyyy416
7.5 average across 593 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
207
Marco_R85
862 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
NoChasin
80% accurate across 3322 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Iris Rave
475 goals from roughly 1250 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
781
ShayShmurda
781 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
FreeUMunchBooty
6.6 average across 204 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
475
Iris Rave
475 goals on a 6.9 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
11%
Jbone02
32 goals from roughly 291 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
ShayShmurda
69% accurate across 10880 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
15
ShayShmurda
15 red cards in 781 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
Iris Rave
475 goals and only 189 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.36
Jbone02
55 goals or assists in 153 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 16 players in the squad, 15 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.