Krispy Kirk
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ShakerBuckle422
CM125 goals, 111 assists and a 8.4 average across 221 games
Golden Boot
346
D4nTh3M4n06
346 goals in 563 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.88
WizardOfPoz1003
0.88 goals a game — 296 goals in 335 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
268
Super Sniper877
268 assists in 498 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
96
ShakerBuckle422
96 man of the match awards from 221 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.4
ShakerBuckle422
8.4 average across 221 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
119
Super Sniper877
595 tackles at 20% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
jackmclegend298
85% accurate across 553 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
27%
lachlan2007
189 goals from roughly 700 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
563
D4nTh3M4n06
563 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
jackmclegend298
6.8 average across 57 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
296
WizardOfPoz1003
296 goals on a 7.3 average, against a squad average of 7.5
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
17%
D4nTh3M4n06
346 goals from roughly 2035 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Super Sniper877
72% accurate across 7391 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
43
Super Sniper877
43 red cards in 498 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.7:1
jackmclegend298
37 goals and only 10 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.82
jackmclegend298
47 goals or assists in 57 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 6 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.