New Chromosome
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Dons2510
ST1414 goals, 908 assists and a 8.5 average across 943 games
Golden Boot
1414
Dons2510
1414 goals in 943 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.50
Dons2510
1.50 goals a game — 1414 goals in 943 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
908
Dons2510
908 assists in 943 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
337
Dons2510
337 man of the match awards from 943 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
Dons2510
8.5 average across 943 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
309
Dons2510
1345 tackles at 23% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
Crudiver
82% accurate across 8683 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
Crudiver
795 goals from roughly 2338 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
943
Dons2510
943 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Emerald629M
6.8 average across 164 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
45
Emerald629M
45 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
8%
bustops
10 goals from roughly 125 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
Emerald629M
74% accurate across 1579 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
74
Dons2510
74 red cards in 943 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.0:1
Explicit-AO
32 goals and only 8 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.50
bustops
50 goals or assists in 101 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.