
Humber Boys FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Mysta_Myk
ST241 goals, 88 assists and a 7.8 average across 175 games
Golden Boot
339
kojokay09
339 goals in 429 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.38
Mysta_Myk
1.38 goals a game — 241 goals in 175 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
416
kojokay09
416 assists in 429 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
41
Mysta_Myk
41 man of the match awards from 175 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Mysta_Myk
7.8 average across 175 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
205
BayfreshNana
602 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
87%
Dr_kwamekyei
87% accurate across 1255 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
48%
kobby_clark
17 goals from roughly 35 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
429
kojokay09
429 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Dr_kwamekyei
6.6 average across 106 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
27
Dr_kwamekyei
27 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
12%
BayfreshNana
18 goals from roughly 150 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
77%
kojokay09
77% accurate across 6695 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
3
K_Pinkrah
3 red cards in 424 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.7:1
Mysta_Myk
241 goals and only 88 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.13
OCEANKWADWO
8 goals or assists in 61 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 25 players in the squad, 20 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.