Three Incho FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MisterDink84
ST170 goals, 176 assists and a 8.2 average across 484 games
Golden Boot
1075
BJ_Wafer
1075 goals in 1055 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.02
BJ_Wafer
1.02 goals a game — 1075 goals in 1055 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
938
BJ_Wafer
938 assists in 1055 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
115
MisterDink84
115 man of the match awards from 484 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.3
BJ_Wafer
8.3 average across 1055 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
311
MisterDink84
1072 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
75%
MisterDink84
75% accurate across 6418 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
32%
BJ_Wafer
1075 goals from roughly 3359 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1065
Elmomcd
1065 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.2
iamTailoredMade
6.2 average across 175 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
62
iamTailoredMade
62 goals on a 6.2 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
Acko785
22 goals from roughly 138 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
68%
LowercaseTuna45
68% accurate across 10230 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
42
Elmomcd
42 red cards in 1065 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.0:1
iamTailoredMade
62 goals and only 21 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
puzzles914019
122 goals or assists in 292 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 8 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.