
Bikini boys FC
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
BlueToast241108
ST935 goals, 287 assists and a 7.9 average across 556 games
Golden Boot
935
BlueToast241108
935 goals in 556 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.68
BlueToast241108
1.68 goals a game — 935 goals in 556 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
599
extreme_slimer
599 assists in 501 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
160
BlueToast241108
160 man of the match awards from 556 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
BlueToast241108
7.9 average across 556 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
53
BlueToast241108
250 tackles at 21% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
BlueToast241108
78% accurate across 4934 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
Caiowyn2989
135 goals from roughly 270 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
556
BlueToast241108
556 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.5
OwsPJ
6.5 average across 49 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
15
OwsPJ
15 goals on a 6.5 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
The Liability
12
BlueToast241108
12 red cards in 556 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.3:1
BlueToast241108
935 goals and only 287 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.54
Notben2650
13 goals or assists in 24 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 8 players in the squad, 6 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.