
Bin Men FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
SnubHail3876780
ST991 goals, 534 assists and a 8.5 average across 647 games
Golden Boot
991
SnubHail3876780
991 goals in 647 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.53
SnubHail3876780
1.53 goals a game — 991 goals in 647 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
534
SnubHail3876780
534 assists in 647 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
178
SnubHail3876780
178 man of the match awards from 647 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.5
SnubHail3876780
8.5 average across 647 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
264
BigBadBoofinator
852 tackles at 31% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
SnubHail3876780
84% accurate across 9482 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
45%
YoungFrankie10
319 goals from roughly 709 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
647
SnubHail3876780
647 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
Weir1995
6.8 average across 44 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
52
Li4msaurus
52 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.7
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
8%
Weir1995
3 goals from roughly 38 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
72%
Colqwan
72% accurate across 3834 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
7
CLARKY2712
7 red cards in 515 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.6:1
Didgeosaurus
18 goals and only 5 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.16
Weir1995
7 goals or assists in 44 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.