Meltdown FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
RyRyI10I
ST781 goals, 782 assists and a 7.8 average across 1032 games
Golden Boot
848
TheWolf23
848 goals in 1031 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.12
XxSSK_ClutchezxX
1.12 goals a game — 57 goals in 51 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
782
RyRyI10I
782 assists in 1032 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
10
XxSSK_ClutchezxX
10 man of the match awards from 51 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.9
Wilkin6969
7.9 average across 61 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
232
Pirl0ni
725 tackles at 32% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
XxSSK_ClutchezxX
82% accurate across 514 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
50%
MajorLeettv
22 goals from roughly 44 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1032
RyRyI10I
1032 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
78
PixelsPolo
78 clean sheets in 650 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
ShAtTeR_DrEaMz1
6.6 average across 991 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
405
PaaskeDenmark
405 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.3
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
12%
XIIN0B0DYIIX
18 goals from roughly 150 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
66%
Wilkin6969
66% accurate across 877 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
30
RyRyI10I
30 red cards in 1032 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
0
Antonio_Nusa_
0 clean sheets in 62 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
2.3:1
TheWolf23
848 goals and only 367 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.00
R0n4nD
0 goals or assists in 44 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 49 players in the squad, 42 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.