Fish Juice
All-time honours
Player of the Year
footballtalkstv
ST940 goals, 518 assists and a 8.1 average across 718 games
Golden Boot
940
footballtalkstv
940 goals in 718 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.31
footballtalkstv
1.31 goals a game — 940 goals in 718 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
518
footballtalkstv
518 assists in 718 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
135
Ringerr
135 man of the match awards from 547 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.7
AquaBarbecue708
8.7 average across 417 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
269
Ringerr
814 tackles at 33% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Ringerr
84% accurate across 11342 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
43%
Ringerr
432 goals from roughly 1005 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
718
footballtalkstv
718 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.2
GChidds
7.2 average across 211 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
309
SGFH
309 goals on a 7.7 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
21%
GChidds
57 goals from roughly 271 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
SGFH
76% accurate across 6706 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
10
SGFH
10 red cards in 516 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.8:1
footballtalkstv
940 goals and only 518 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.42
GChidds
89 goals or assists in 211 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 7 players in the squad, 7 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.