Pollys Parrots
FC 26 — final record
This is Pollys Parrots's FC 26 record as it stood on 30 August 2026, saved before EA's servers moved on. EA does not keep these numbers once a new edition arrives, so this page is a copy rather than a live reading — it will not change again.
FC 26 awards
Player of the Year
FunkyPidgeon730
ST264 goals, 253 assists and a 8.3 average across 194 games
Golden Boot
338
kuriizan
338 goals in 263 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.36
FunkyPidgeon730
1.36 goals a game — 264 goals in 194 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
366
onxuz
366 assists in 552 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
53
Physical_CE
53 man of the match awards from 131 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
Physical_CE
8.6 average across 131 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
330
onxuz
751 tackles at 44% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
80%
Tsl shade
80% accurate across 1085 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
onxuz
321 goals from roughly 764 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
552
onxuz
552 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.3
fearful031ship
6.3 average across 31 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
97
legoseb2007
97 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
I Jibba I
20 goals from roughly 91 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
FunkyPidgeon730
71% accurate across 2340 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
20
onxuz
20 red cards in 552 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.6:1
kuriizan
338 goals and only 93 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.54
TD CL0UDY
20 goals or assists in 37 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
The full FC 26 squad
Every player Pollys Parrots recorded a game with, in appearance order.
| Player | Apps | Goals | Assists | Rating | MOTM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| onxuz | 552 | 321 | 366 | 8.3 | 144 |
| kuriizan | 263 | 338 | 93 | 7.5 | 41 |
| FunkyPidgeon730 | 194 | 264 | 253 | 8.3 | 51 |
| Tsl shade | 138 | 136 | 46 | 7.3 | 16 |
| Physical_CE | 131 | 115 | 137 | 8.6 | 53 |
| legoseb2007 | 114 | 97 | 66 | 7.2 | 7 |
| XxScoobyxX7058 | 59 | 63 | 42 | 7.9 | 10 |
| yoxi xo4 | 45 | 36 | 13 | 7.0 | 6 |
| TD CL0UDY | 37 | 14 | 6 | 6.5 | 0 |
| fearful031ship | 31 | 9 | 13 | 6.3 | 0 |
| jailbreakljr08 | 26 | 9 | 14 | 6.3 | 0 |
| I Jibba I | 21 | 20 | 15 | 7.3 | 0 |
| 2468Alrf | 18 | 24 | 8 | 7.7 | 1 |
| dazzle_2402 | 17 | 3 | 5 | 4.9 | 0 |
| JKWaltz458 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 6.9 | 0 |
| Yaboy_yahsh | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 |
Preserved by Pro Clubs Tracker before the FC 26 reset. EA publishes no historical Clubs data, so a record only exists here because a copy was taken while the numbers were still being served.
A quick word from the person who built this
This page is the only place this squad's FC 26 record still exists, and keeping it here next year is a bill that arrives every month.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.