6 Half Pints
All-time honours
Player of the Year
Schuey
ST710 goals, 339 assists and a 7.7 average across 828 games
Golden Boot
710
Schuey
710 goals in 828 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
0.86
Schuey
0.86 goals a game — 710 goals in 828 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
339
Schuey
339 assists in 828 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
218
Schuey
218 man of the match awards from 828 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.7
Schuey
7.7 average across 828 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
346
Schuey
1332 tackles at 26% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
78%
beerndarts
78% accurate across 7302 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
36%
Schuey
710 goals from roughly 1972 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
828
Schuey
828 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
akellydoh
6.8 average across 87 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
157
skateordont
157 goals on a 7.0 average, against a squad average of 7.2
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
SecretBozo
314 goals from roughly 1963 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
69%
RANSOMVI
69% accurate across 3773 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
15
SecretBozo
15 red cards in 707 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.1:1
Schuey
710 goals and only 339 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.60
beerndarts
351 goals or assists in 581 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 11 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.