Long and Ard
All-time honours
Player of the Year
ytlukeallsopp
ST1089 goals, 1218 assists and a 8.2 average across 1159 games
Golden Boot
1513
CR10 ateyou
1513 goals in 747 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
2.03
CR10 ateyou
2.03 goals a game — 1513 goals in 747 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1218
ytlukeallsopp
1218 assists in 1159 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
345
ytlukeallsopp
345 man of the match awards from 1159 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.2
ytlukeallsopp
8.2 average across 1159 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
1152
CR10 ateyou
3387 tackles at 34% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Mabbo0990
84% accurate across 11207 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
42%
ytlukeallsopp
1089 goals from roughly 2593 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1159
ytlukeallsopp
1159 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
6
Connorateyou
6 clean sheets in 87 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
5.8
kbednarsky1
5.8 average across 21 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
310
finin3143
310 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
Mabbo0990
406 goals from roughly 1562 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
76%
finin3143
76% accurate across 4836 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
63
CR10 ateyou
63 red cards in 747 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.0:1
DziiR ZSpann
375 goals and only 126 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.38
kbednarsky1
8 goals or assists in 21 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 9 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.