Siick FC
All-time honours
Player of the Year
o COLOMBO o
ST1186 goals, 771 assists and a 7.7 average across 1563 games
Golden Boot
1528
Ed9424
1528 goals in 1287 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.19
Ed9424
1.19 goals a game — 1528 goals in 1287 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1403
XxEriickiitoxX
1403 assists in 1702 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
265
Ed9424
265 man of the match awards from 1287 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.0
Ed9424
8.0 average across 1287 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
323
XxEriickiitoxX
1344 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
woodsndsprite
84% accurate across 6903 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
47%
THESLIK-_-BAK
900 goals from roughly 1915 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1702
XxEriickiitoxX
1702 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.1
SiegeDReaper
7.1 average across 406 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
32
SiegeDReaper
32 goals on a 7.1 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
26%
SiegeDReaper
32 goals from roughly 123 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
79%
ZREDNEMESIS
79% accurate across 17145 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
11
ZREDNEMESIS
11 red cards in 1327 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
1.7:1
phi slay
10 goals and only 6 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.11
Ch0mp3rz0912
66 goals or assists in 611 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 18 players in the squad, 13 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.