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All-time honours
Player of the Year
mokachar007
ST129 goals, 163 assists and a 7.4 average across 255 games
Golden Boot
528
Limited_Hxrris
528 goals in 482 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.10
Limited_Hxrris
1.10 goals a game — 528 goals in 482 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
393
Heromoughy
393 assists in 703 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
76
Limited_Hxrris
76 man of the match awards from 482 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.4
mokachar007
7.4 average across 255 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
218
Huss_cr796
751 tackles at 29% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
Huss_cr796
85% accurate across 5247 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
34%
X9-1cy
195 goals from roughly 574 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
703
Heromoughy
703 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
44
Heromoughy
44 clean sheets in 703 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
moeyfaji08
6.6 average across 105 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
195
X9-1cy
195 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 6.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
14%
moeyfaji08
24 goals from roughly 171 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
75%
Heromoughy
75% accurate across 8414 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
13
Limited_Hxrris
13 red cards in 482 games
Most red cards
Butterfingers
4
Limited_Hxrris
4 clean sheets in 482 games
Fewest clean sheets per game of the club’s keepers
The Selfish One
2.7:1
moeyfaji08
24 goals and only 9 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.14
aloush1231
19 goals or assists in 137 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 14 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.