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FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
CacaDude06
ST199 goals, 102 assists and a 8.3 average across 115 games
Golden Boot
1416
Bootymantito
1416 goals in 835 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.83
STI_4EVER
1.83 goals a game — 320 goals in 175 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
1202
shagy_I023
1202 assists in 639 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
61
STI_4EVER
61 man of the match awards from 175 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.6
AGFMF
8.6 average across 29 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
181
shagy_I023
754 tackles at 24% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
85%
STI_4EVER
85% accurate across 2040 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
57%
STI_4EVER
320 goals from roughly 561 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
1078
PapadankOG93
1078 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
RaidercityV3
7.0 average across 32 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
879
PapadankOG93
879 goals on a 7.6 average, against a squad average of 7.9
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
28%
Kuhpouyaa
49 goals from roughly 175 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
shagy_I023
74% accurate across 12648 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
26
PapadankOG93
26 red cards in 1078 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.5:1
Bootymantito
1416 goals and only 558 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.16
RaidercityV3
5 goals or assists in 32 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 26 players in the squad, 23 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.