
TE4M PL4Y
All-time honours
Player of the Year
MellorMUFC
ST332 goals, 163 assists and a 8.0 average across 272 games
Golden Boot
332
MellorMUFC
332 goals in 272 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.57
Marko-Snr
1.57 goals a game — 108 goals in 69 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
373
DannyPhantom711
373 assists in 538 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
80
MellorMUFC
80 man of the match awards from 272 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
8.1
THAT-MAN-SPUD
8.1 average across 186 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
242
DannyPhantom711
514 tackles at 47% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
Marko-Snr
84% accurate across 980 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
56%
Marko-Snr
108 goals from roughly 193 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
538
DannyPhantom711
538 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.8
ozzy_wiz
6.8 average across 66 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
28
ozzy_wiz
28 goals on a 6.8 average, against a squad average of 7.6
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
18%
RAMZITO96
56 goals from roughly 311 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
74%
ozzy_wiz
74% accurate across 663 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
14
DannyPhantom711
14 red cards in 538 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
3.4:1
Marko-Snr
108 goals and only 32 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.06
burtozz
2 goals or assists in 35 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 14 players in the squad, 12 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.